Insany the Insane kid.
Once in Telluride there was an eleven year old kid in 1995 called Insany. He got his name by being an insanely awesome skier. When he was a little kid he liked to walk across roads with his skis, because he liked to see the reaction of people. When he got bored he would walk to his house, on his way he would see the Sheridan Opera House, bikers, his best friend Casper’s tree house, trampolines and cars. His friend had a great dog, He-Who-Shall-Be-Nameless, or Nome (short for no and name). This dog always lay there with his head always looking at the people who pass him. He has a very boring life. One day on his daily routine walking across roads he was hit by the Telluride Express. He was in a coma for 34 years, his family had never given up hope. He woke up suddenly and wondered where he was, and what all this futuristic equipment was around him. He got out of his bed and realized he was in a gigantic high tec room full of medical supplies. He saw a wall of what looked like candy, and there was two people inspecting one of the little boxes. As it turns out the two people were looking at medicine, a huge wall of medicine, made sense. He saw the exit, so he bolted, and ended up flying 15 feet to the ground, not a scratch. He looked up to see what he fell out of and he looked up to see Casper’s tree house, and to see a tall version Casper, and a dog made of steel following him.
“Hey you made it,” Cried the supposed Casper, “Glad you are finally back Peter!”
“Casper?” Said Peter suspiciously, “How do you know my name and what is that…robot dog thing behind you? What happened to me?”
“Well you were hit by the Telluride Express-“
“Dang that Phil-“
“AND you went into a coma…for 34 years. The doctors said it was impossible.”
“What…are you talking about…I tripped and fell on the road, and…and-“
“Phil hit you and he stayed by your side,” Said Casper, “until two years ago when your twitched your finger, he immediately had a heart attack, and for that robot, he is Nome.”
“What year is it!” Suddenly Peter’s breath was taken away.
“2029, things have changed, actually everything has changed”
“No this is a prank-“
“It’s not, I’ll show you the new trampoline model…”
And so Casper showed Peter, or Pete all of the latest technology, but Peter would still not accept it, so he ran towards the mountain, his true home. On his way, he was hit by the Telluride Express, by Phil’s son, Crill, and went into a coma. After 12 years Pete died, and Casper was there. He died at the age of 57. On the way to his funeral the day later, Casper heard banging in the coffin. He opened it to find Peter sit up and yell.
“IT WAS TOO CRAMPED THERE!” He shouted, and took in a deep breath, “Coffin air really does not taste good at all!”
“Stop scaring me like that!” Shouted Casper, “ Really, just look both ways when crossing the road, deal?”
“Deal”
So the two men lived a long time, Casper to be 102, and Peter to be 153. While alive they skied as much as they could, and lived in style, as Peter had become the biggest news story of the decade.
THE END
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