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The Reason to go to France

Step One: Type in Road Trips on the search bar on Facebook, then click the top result.

Step Two: Look for the linked word automobile, click on it.

Step Three: Click on the linked word transport.

Step Four: Next click on the linked word pipeline.

Step Five: On the left, click on the linked word Francais

Congratgulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You now have a reason to go to France. You now know a bunch of meaningless words in French!

The Guide to Facebook!

1. While on the computer, put on Facebook you're in a relationship no matter if you are or not.

2. Always have a picture of you "looking" like you are having a fun time.

3. Comment and like everything your friends post.

4. Always post where you are, even if you are walking down the stairs.

5. Friend everyone you see, whether you know them or not.

Cheesy Super Shoe Ad

Super Shoe Ad

Radio Host 1: Hey Bob guess what?

Radio Host 2: What?

Radio Host 1: I got these new super cool shoes with laces that tie themselves! You heard me correctly people listening to the radio, laces that tie themselves!

Radio Host 2: Where can we get these amazing shoes?

Radio Host 1: You can call: 999-999-9910 or go to www.supercoollaces.laces.shoes.org.

Radio Host 2: Is there anything else we should know about these amazing shoes?

Radio Host 1: Yes they come in; Green, Red, White, Black, Gold, Pink, Purple and any color that starts with B. Custom design at the website. There is also a soft cushion at the heel that, when stepped on, allows your shoes to breath!

Radio Host 2: These really are super shoes!

Radio Host 1: Yes they are! Order fast, because we are running out of stock fast!

Fictional Story Script About a guy That Lived a Long Time

Insany the Insane kid.

Once in Telluride there was an eleven year old kid in 1995 called Insany. He got his name by being an insanely awesome skier. When he was a little kid he liked to walk across roads with his skis, because he liked to see the reaction of people. When he got bored he would walk to his house, on his way he would see the Sheridan Opera House, bikers, his best friend Casper’s tree house, trampolines and cars. His friend had a great dog, He-Who-Shall-Be-Nameless, or Nome (short for no and name). This dog always lay there with his head always looking at the people who pass him. He has a very boring life. One day on his daily routine walking across roads he was hit by the Telluride Express. He was in a coma for 34 years, his family had never given up hope. He woke up suddenly and wondered where he was, and what all this futuristic equipment was around him. He got out of his bed and realized he was in a gigantic high tec room full of medical supplies. He saw a wall of what looked like candy, and there was two people inspecting one of the little boxes. As it turns out the two people were looking at medicine, a huge wall of medicine, made sense. He saw the exit, so he bolted, and ended up flying 15 feet to the ground, not a scratch. He looked up to see what he fell out of and he looked up to see Casper’s tree house, and to see a tall version Casper, and a dog made of steel following him.

“Hey you made it,” Cried the supposed Casper, “Glad you are finally back Peter!”

“Casper?” Said Peter suspiciously, “How do you know my name and what is that…robot dog thing behind you? What happened to me?”

“Well you were hit by the Telluride Express-“

“Dang that Phil-“

“AND you went into a coma…for 34 years. The doctors said it was impossible.”

“What…are you talking about…I tripped and fell on the road, and…and-“

“Phil hit you and he stayed by your side,” Said Casper, “until two years ago when your twitched your finger, he immediately had a heart attack, and for that robot, he is Nome.”

“What year is it!” Suddenly Peter’s breath was taken away.

“2029, things have changed, actually everything has changed”

“No this is a prank-“

“It’s not, I’ll show you the new trampoline model…”

And so Casper showed Peter, or Pete all of the latest technology, but Peter would still not accept it, so he ran towards the mountain, his true home. On his way, he was hit by the Telluride Express, by Phil’s son, Crill, and went into a coma. After 12 years Pete died, and Casper was there. He died at the age of 57. On the way to his funeral the day later, Casper heard banging in the coffin. He opened it to find Peter sit up and yell.

“IT WAS TOO CRAMPED THERE!” He shouted, and took in a deep breath, “Coffin air really does not taste good at all!”

“Stop scaring me like that!” Shouted Casper, “ Really, just look both ways when crossing the road, deal?”

“Deal”

So the two men lived a long time, Casper to be 102, and Peter to be 153. While alive they skied as much as they could, and lived in style, as Peter had become the biggest news story of the decade.

THE END

Worst...Song...Video...Ever

So today I was browsing through youtube and see a video, not just any old video, one that stood out. So I clicked on it and I was blown away! This video is outrageous, amazing and really, really, really, really bad. Really, Miley Cyrus is better than her. The song starts with "7am wake up in the morning gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs. Gotta have my bowl, gotta have my cereal. The video is good for living longer,it is a proven fact that laughing makes you live longer. Watch this video to live forever! **Lyrics Below**

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday

Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards (Nice)
I don’t want this weekend to end

(Rapping Part)

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun

Lookin’ forward to the weekend

So Chile is losing to Ecuador 1-0 for a qualifier. Chile is getting desperate so they are probably going to play extremely well to try to at least tie. Wrong. Chile goes to cheating, they hit themselves in the faces for free kicks. Now in fast-mo that probably looks like the guy from Ecuador hit the Chilean dude in the face. Slow-Mo reveals that the Chilean smacked himself with the Ecuadorean's hand. If you look closely you can even see him fumbling to get hold of the guys arm. Stop hitting yourself. Chile got the free kick, didn't score and lost the game 1-0.