10. The Phone-book - News flash, the internet, but a good flammable fire-starter. The internet gets you the business you want to call right away, but while scrolling through the phone book looking for Edward Cullen, you can see the armada of Jacob Black while on the way there!
9. Pet Petter - It pets your pet so you don't have to! For around 10$ you get to set how fast or slow you want your pet to be petted. You can just sit there and watch it be pet without the nasty pet fur.
8. Tablet Arm Holders - Don't want to hold your iPad? Your eReader is too heavy for you? The revolutionary new technology is here. Put your eReader on and read, when you need to take it off to go get your glass of water, come back put it on and read. Kid needs help with homework, same thing happens again, convenient?
7. Snuggie - The blanket with sleeves! Read blank books, go to kids soccer games, snuggle with your dog, so much stuff! Why didn't I think of that, I could make a fool out of myself and make my kids wear bags on their heads!
6. Butter Warmer - Got nothing better to do? Watch your butter melt faster than normal. Can't spread your butter? Get a life or get the butter warmer!
5. Boot Bag - It is a rain-boot, as a purse. Need I say more?
4. The Coffin Couch - Watch T.V. until you die!
3. Gold Pills - Yes, it is here! The fancy way to be healthy! Why not spend over $400 on your pills? The best part is you get to see the excess gold at the "post-digestion stage".
2. Deviled Egg Holder - Can't hold the eggs that have been mauled on a plate? Put them in the ultra high-tech deviled egg holder! You can set them down, and pick them up without the easiness of picking them off a plate and no stuff getting on your fingers. Go challenges!
1. Nothing - Yes, you read correctly, nothing. Winner for sure.
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